23 year old Wildlife Biology/ Pre-Vet undergrad in a long distance relationship. Most posts are queued. :)

Posts tagged lol

  • boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
  • girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.


Conversations with my alarm clock